Circle Line Party

Circle Line Party Advice Sheet

• If anyone in uniform asks, we are all on the same train by sheer chance!
• The adverts on the train are ugly, bring something to make the train a nicer place. This does not mean graffiti, it means stuff that can be taken home.
• Be extra extra nice to the general passengers, give them food, give them drinks, give them sweets, make them very very very welcome.
• It's a party, come in your fanciest frock! Dress to the nines Dahling!
• Bring entertainment, bring music, instruments, card tricks, jokes and chat up lines. You are the entertainment, bring what you hope will have been organised and you will not be disappointed.
• If you are going to drink, we suggest spirits rather than beer. THERE ARE NO TOILETS ON THE TRAINS, so go before you board.
• It can get very stuffy down on the tube, BRING A BOTTLE OF WATER! If you get too hot, get off the train and wait for the next party to arrive, you can always dash up the northern, or along the central line to catch up with your original train again.
• If you see someone looking glum or lost, cheer them up, give them a drink and make a new friend.

STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE ADVICE

• DO NOT SMOKE, it sets off the alarms and stops the party.
• London Underground do not allow flash photography, and there will be a video made, we do not need 300 cameras documenting everything, if in doubt, leave yours at home. Come to party, not to make your journalistic career.
• Clean up after yourself, if you bring something, take it home. We are trying to show how wonderful the world can be, not how messy and careless we are.
• We fill the train from the back carriages, THE FRONT CARRIAGE IS LEFT EMPTY so that the driver doesn.t hear the noise and passengers have a peaceful place if they wish. If the train is packed out DON.T GET ON THE FRONT CARRIAGE, there will be another party on the next train, wait on the platform quietly and fill the next one from the back.
• The party happens in the tunnels, IF WE ARE IN A STATION, OR ON A PLATFORM WE ARE SILENT AND LOOKING INNOCENT, if we are in a tunnel we are discotastic.
• Use your head, we are not going to be held responsible for you, and we are not going to be your parents, nor are we going to be the police. If you see someone doing something stupid or dangerous tell them to stop, they are ruining your party. If you are doing something stupid or dangerous, then stop. Don't block the fire exits, use your brains. Look out for each other, help each other out and have the nicest night of your life.

Check out even more Circle Line Party Info on the main Space Hijackers site, and this superb Circle Line Party Guide by Muti.

Posted by CLP at March 10, 2003 05:43 PM | TrackBack